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anton exobio
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2018 3:32:58 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Drag0nspeaker wrote:
A - Bluer than blue!



Q- Oh... Do you mean you are a blue blood?

A- At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2018 7:19:54 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How do you feel about Rock Music?

A - This is my new girlfriend, Medusa.
Kunstniete
Posted: Friday, August 3, 2018 8:37:20 AM

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Joined: 1/25/2017
Posts: 1,255
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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Drago, your date seems to enchant everyone else here. Who is she?

A swimming pool on top of a lake on top of a mountain.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2018 8:07:39 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How do we out-do Singapore and Dubai?

A - Remove the amber and green lamps from the traffic-lights.
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2018 6:11:56 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2015
Posts: 8,925
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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
How do you stop traffic?

Decaff tea is a must at supper time.

Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2018 10:40:05 AM

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Q - What's that funny-looking brew you have there?

A - Getafix the Druid makes it for us.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2018 3:45:05 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- How did you get the magic potion you're drinking, Drag0nspeakerix?

A- Well, he asked her her age then she punched him in the face.
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2018 9:31:25 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why did he go to the Sunglass Hut?

The heat pump froze up.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, September 11, 2018 7:30:54 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - Why is my ice-cream at minus two hundred? - I can't bite a bit off.

A - Anise and ginger with a hint of patchouli.
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2018 4:30:02 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What is your homemade ant repellent made of?

A- She's a Vietnam woman veteran.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2018 5:58:35 AM

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Q - What does "bei ng" mean?

A - Existence in the broadest terms.
IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2018 11:46:16 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,382
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What is your most important goal in your life?

A: Neglecting to brush my teeth.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2018 1:33:38 PM

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Posts: 12,390
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: I'm here for bumping off my wife; why are you here?


A: The Swastika on his windshield.
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 7:59:05 AM

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Q- Why do you think that skinhead is a follower of Hinduism?

A- An ocarina ♫♪
Ursus Minor
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 8:38:09 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
What instrument are you hiding in your cupboard? Is it a bagpipe?


Slugs again!
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 9:23:16 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What did "attack" you in your dream last night?

A- Nothing's going to stop her.
Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 10:52:21 AM

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Why are you so worried, Anton?

I could use a big lottery win about now.
El-Jefe
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2018 5:39:23 AM

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Joined: 3/7/2017
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Location: Kuwait City, Al Asimah Governorate, Kuwait
Q - How much debt are you in?

A - Hand sanitizer and a stapler
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2018 5:53:34 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - Which common everyday articles would you want with you on a desert island?

A - A thingumajig and a whatsit.
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2018 6:19:02 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What's more than a thingamabob?

A- Because she wants a baby but no hubby.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, October 5, 2018 5:08:38 AM

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Q - Why do you say she's the independent type?

A -She climbed the Matterhorn alone.
anton exobio
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2018 5:03:12 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What's not so well known about your hairdresser's sister-in-law?

A- I refuse to speak without a lawyer present.
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2018 9:29:03 PM

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Can you afford a lawyer, Anton?

The heat pump is finally ordered.
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2018 8:32:59 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- Why did you spend so many hours online last night?

A- Just tell them your interests.
Hope123
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2018 9:53:09 PM

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Woe, alas. What should I do, Anton?

My feet are cold!
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2018 7:40:07 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- Why do you think your heat pump has pumped enough heat for now?

A- That's world's best kept secret...
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2018 8:04:39 AM

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What are France's plans for the Le Mans, now that petrol has been banned?

I used to like my pedal-powered police-car.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2018 2:09:20 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: What do you miss most since your retirement, Inspector?

A: The television, the PC, the fridge, the washing machine, the microwave.. the whole lot.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2018 4:28:41 AM

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But I can't live without my mobile phone . . . what else will be affected?

Electrically heated long-johns.
Hope123
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2018 11:01:17 AM

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Why do you need power in your igloo, Drago?

250 rounds of ammo

anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:20:57 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What's the title of your new poem, Hope?


A- Never ask women their age.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, November 2, 2018 9:29:21 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - What's the number one rule of social networking?

A - Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.
Hope123
Posted: Monday, November 5, 2018 4:01:44 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why should I even consider doing that, Drago?

The relay is tripping!

Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2018 12:09:09 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - What makes you think that the 4 X 400-metres team are on drugs?

A - The colours!
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, November 13, 2018 2:27:29 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- I don't get what you mean... What's so special about that punk's hair?

A- Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you ♫♪
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