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Jai Majala
Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:15:12 PM

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This game is called answer and question, or A and Q. Basically, someone would post an answer, and it would look like this...
And if you recognize this, I got the idea from the user SoltBegins on the ambrosia software board. Here's a link to it... Ambrosia Software A and Q

A: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Then, the next person would make up a question that would go with that answer...

Q: There where how many burglars?

And post an answer for someone else to make a question for...

A: It went where?

Enjoy, and play nice.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:37:50 AM

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Joined: 6/13/2011
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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: Did you see the hamster go to Sprikitikpikpakboom? (Q to your A: It went where?)


A: 27 years old

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Plato
ludic
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 3:08:24 AM

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Joined: 12/7/2010
Posts: 1,153
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Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: How old is the fossil of that rat in the corner of the store room?
_____________________



A: Something really weird happened. She broke her head.

वसुधैव कुटुम्बकं - हितोपदेश The world is my family.- Hitopadesh


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dangeralert
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 4:47:54 AM
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Location: United States
Q: Why isn't the maid mopping right now?

A: Because the milk went bad.
Vickster
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 7:56:54 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 2/19/2010
Posts: 2,405
Neurons: 7,211
Location: Massachusetts, United States
Q...Why do I have orange juice in my cereal?

______________________________________________

A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.

He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
Margarit Bamllari
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 8:21:09 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 6/4/2009
Posts: 198
Neurons: 622
Q: Are you going for fishing?

A: Nope. I am going for fishing.

Affirmation: Aha. I thought you were going for fishing.


STRENGTH IS BUILT FROM ONES FAILURES NOT FROM ONES SUCCESSES –COCO CHANEL
GabhSigenod
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:02:45 AM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 12/22/2010
Posts: 2,376
Neurons: 148,001
Location: Mulroog, Connaught, Ireland
Q. Can you use the word "for" in a sentence that appears unsuitable?



A. Because the air is really bad in the outhouse.

Mise, tá mé lán de dea-fhortún.
Vickster
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:54:50 AM

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Location: Massachusetts, United States
Q.... Why are you wearing a gas mask???

(I will repeat my answer since I was skipped...)

A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.


He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
Yakcal
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:51:17 PM

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Joined: 3/1/2011
Posts: 583
Neurons: 22,276
Location: Trinidad, California, United States
Q... Why did you walk, backwards, under that ladder?


A...Because the car won't start!

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. -Oscar Wilde
uuaschbaer
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:05:26 PM

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Joined: 10/18/2009
Posts: 1,930
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So, why were you making the sign of the cross under the garage door?

His attempts to teach ravens to fly underwater.

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jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 12:35:35 AM

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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: So after teaching the cats bark and the dogs meow, what's next?



A: When the raven changed its color.


At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Plato
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 4:53:03 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 33,426
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: So, Toto, when were you absolutely sure you were not in Kansas anymore?

A: White; with a slight greyish tinge, almost going into a yellowish-purple. Almost


I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Galad
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:27:53 AM

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Location: Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Q:Hey Doc, What does this mole look like on my back?

A: A little more than a half hour ago


The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
mailady
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 3:19:21 PM

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Location: United States
Q. How much longer before we get to Portland?



A. I guess I'll take a green one.
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 10:48:52 PM

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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q. What wig color will you wear for the party?



A. My face turned deep red.


At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Plato
sisikou
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:01:29 PM

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Location: Taiwan
What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P)

A: Mango was bleeding.

Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 11:14:50 PM

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sisikou wrote:
What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P)


I hope the crab didn't clip my face! lol, I'm corny.



Q: What was that dream again that made you cry?


A: Sorry, not in a million years!


At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Plato
IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, June 18, 2011 4:49:30 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: Would you sing the national anthem, nude, alone, without orchestra in front of a huge audience?

A: Definitely!


I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
ludic
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 5:21:52 AM

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Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: Want to go on an all-expenses-paid holiday to any place you wish?


A: Because the streets were dark and deserted.

वसुधैव कुटुम्बकं - हितोपदेश The world is my family.- Hitopadesh


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IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 10:56:14 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: Darling, you lost your mobile phone outside. Why did you look for it in the pub?

A: At the 19th hole.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jeans&sneakers
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 6:21:11 PM

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Location: Cavite, Calabarzon, Philippines
Q: Where can Super Mario get this invincibility power?


A: Not really, I'm just shy.


At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. Plato
uuaschbaer
Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 7:36:42 PM

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Mr. President, the public is wondering whether your decision to skip the inaugural speech should be taken as a sign that a global diplomatic crisis is diverting your attention, can you confirm that?

Hephaestion.

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sisikou
Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 12:17:23 AM

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Location: Taiwan
Hey! What are you tattooing on my back?

A: Super Mario.

Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
Vickster
Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 8:27:52 AM

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Location: Massachusetts, United States
What did she scream while having an orgasm?

Well, I was checking out this hot babe in a pink bikini.

He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
mailady
Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 3:17:07 PM

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Location: United States
Q. Why did you walk right into the lifeguard stand?

A. Because I don't like lemon cake.
sisikou
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:13:15 AM

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Why did you murder the lemons?

A: watermelon smoothie.

Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
ludic
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 3:15:03 AM

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Joined: 12/7/2010
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Location: New Delhi, NCT, India
Q: The idea of drinking what is inconceivable to you?


A: It has me so terribly confused!



वसुधैव कुटुम्बकं - हितोपदेश The world is my family.- Hitopadesh


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TOOTS
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 6:24:04 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
Q. Why do you keep posting on this particular TFD thread?

A. Two at the front and three at the rear.



There is no past tense to Love, either you always will or you never did. ....
Vickster
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 8:48:21 AM

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How many teeth are you missing?

because I got kicked off a donkey...

He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:41:42 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: Why are you making such an ass of yourself?

A: Because of those dark clouds over there.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
uuaschbaer
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:56:47 AM

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Why is the US suddenly leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's a joke.)


Three mistresses and a wheelbarrow.

*
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 10:47:36 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What is the luggage allowance for any GI leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's another joke.)

A: On June, 26th.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
TOOTS
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 6:53:04 AM

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Q. What day in 1945 was the United Nations Charter signed establishing the world body as a means of helping to stop another World War happening?

A. One sandwich short of a pic-nic


There is no past tense to Love, either you always will or you never did. ....
Vickster
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:11:08 AM

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Location: Massachusetts, United States
Q....Have you ever seen that man on the corner selling peanuts?

A... "Do the hustle"

He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
mailady
Posted: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 2:45:37 PM

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Location: United States
A. Did you go to college in the 70's?

Q. Not with the kids in the car!!
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