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This game is called answer and question, or A and Q. Basically, someone would post an answer, and it would look like this... And if you recognize this, I got the idea from the user SoltBegins on the ambrosia software board. Here's a link to it... Ambrosia Software A and QA: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there. Then, the next person would make up a question that would go with that answer... Q: There where how many burglars? And post an answer for someone else to make a question for... A: It went where? Enjoy, and play nice.
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Q: Did you see the hamster go to Sprikitikpikpakboom? (Q to your A: It went where?)
A: 27 years old
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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Q: How old is the fossil of that rat in the corner of the store room?
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A: Something really weird happened. She broke her head.
वसुधैव कुटुम्बकं - हितोपदेश The world is my family.- Hitopadesh
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Q: Why isn't the maid mopping right now?
A: Because the milk went bad.
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Q...Why do I have orange juice in my cereal?
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A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.
He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
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Q: Are you going for fishing?
A: Nope. I am going for fishing.
Affirmation: Aha. I thought you were going for fishing.
STRENGTH IS BUILT FROM ONES FAILURES NOT FROM ONES SUCCESSES –COCO CHANEL
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Q. Can you use the word "for" in a sentence that appears unsuitable?
A. Because the air is really bad in the outhouse.
Off to Singapore for a spell!
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Q.... Why are you wearing a gas mask???
(I will repeat my answer since I was skipped...)
A...Because a black cat crossed in front of me.
He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
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Q... Why did you walk, backwards, under that ladder?
A...Because the car won't start!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. -Oscar Wilde
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So, why were you making the sign of the cross under the garage door?
His attempts to teach ravens to fly underwater.
The opposite of hatred is love; the opposite of tyranny is love; the opposite of censorship is love; the opposite of evil is love; the opposite of politics is love; the opposite of war is love; the opposite of god is love.–– Salman Rushdie
Broadly speaking, it is held that getting money is good and spending money is bad. Seeing that they are two sides of one transaction, this is absurd; one might as well maintain that keys are good, but keyholes are bad. Whatever merit there may be in the production of goods must be entirely derivative from the advantage to be obtained by consuming them. –Bertrand Russell
Never believe a liar. Papa, angry people burn our home.
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Q: So after teaching the cats bark and the dogs meow, what's next?
A: When the raven changed its color.
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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Q: So, Toto, when were you absolutely sure you were not in Kansas anymore?
A: White; with a slight greyish tinge, almost going into a yellowish-purple. Almost
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."Groucho Marx
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Q:Hey Doc, What does this mole look like on my back?
A: A little more than a half hour ago
The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin
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Q. How much longer before we get to Portland?
A. I guess I'll take a green one.
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Q. What wig color will you wear for the party?
A. My face turned deep red.
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P)
A: Mango was bleeding.
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
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sisikou wrote:What happened after the crab clipped you? (Well, Miss 6 and I both think it is a high level game. :P) I hope the crab didn't clip my face! lol, I'm corny.
Q: What was that dream again that made you cry?
A: Sorry, not in a million years!
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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Q: Would you sing the national anthem, nude, alone, without orchestra in front of a huge audience?
A: Definitely!
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."Groucho Marx
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Q: Want to go on an all-expenses-paid holiday to any place you wish?
A: Because the streets were dark and deserted.
वसुधैव कुटुम्बकं - हितोपदेश The world is my family.- Hitopadesh
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Q: Darling, you lost your mobile phone outside. Why did you look for it in the pub?
A: At the 19th hole.
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."Groucho Marx
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Q: Where can Super Mario get this invincibility power?
A: Not really, I'm just shy.
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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Mr. President, the public is wondering whether your decision to skip the inaugural speech should be taken as a sign that a global diplomatic crisis is diverting your attention, can you confirm that?
Hephaestion.
The opposite of hatred is love; the opposite of tyranny is love; the opposite of censorship is love; the opposite of evil is love; the opposite of politics is love; the opposite of war is love; the opposite of god is love.–– Salman Rushdie
Broadly speaking, it is held that getting money is good and spending money is bad. Seeing that they are two sides of one transaction, this is absurd; one might as well maintain that keys are good, but keyholes are bad. Whatever merit there may be in the production of goods must be entirely derivative from the advantage to be obtained by consuming them. –Bertrand Russell
Never believe a liar. Papa, angry people burn our home.
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Hey! What are you tattooing on my back?
A: Super Mario.
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
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What did she scream while having an orgasm?
Well, I was checking out this hot babe in a pink bikini.
He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
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Q. Why did you walk right into the lifeguard stand?
A. Because I don't like lemon cake.
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Why did you murder the lemons?
A: watermelon smoothie.
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
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Q: The idea of drinking what is inconceivable to you?
A: It has me so terribly confused!
वसुधैव कुटुम्बकं - हितोपदेश The world is my family.- Hitopadesh
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Q. Why do you keep posting on this particular TFD thread?
A. Two at the front and three at the rear.
There is no past tense to Love, either you always will or you never did. ....
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How many teeth are you missing?
because I got kicked off a donkey...
He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
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Q: Why are you making such an ass of yourself?
A: Because of those dark clouds over there.
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."Groucho Marx
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Why is the US suddenly leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's a joke.)
Three mistresses and a wheelbarrow.
The opposite of hatred is love; the opposite of tyranny is love; the opposite of censorship is love; the opposite of evil is love; the opposite of politics is love; the opposite of war is love; the opposite of god is love.–– Salman Rushdie
Broadly speaking, it is held that getting money is good and spending money is bad. Seeing that they are two sides of one transaction, this is absurd; one might as well maintain that keys are good, but keyholes are bad. Whatever merit there may be in the production of goods must be entirely derivative from the advantage to be obtained by consuming them. –Bertrand Russell
Never believe a liar. Papa, angry people burn our home.
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Q: What is the luggage allowance for any GI leaving Iraq?*
(*Doesn't reflect my opinion––lighten up, it's another joke.)
A: On June, 26th.
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."Groucho Marx
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Q. What day in 1945 was the United Nations Charter signed establishing the world body as a means of helping to stop another World War happening?
A. One sandwich short of a pic-nic
There is no past tense to Love, either you always will or you never did. ....
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Q....Have you ever seen that man on the corner selling peanuts?
A... "Do the hustle"
He who sings scares away his woes. ~Cervantes
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A. Did you go to college in the 70's?
Q. Not with the kids in the car!!
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