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srirr
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 5:29:21 AM

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Have pun fun:

1. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
2. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
3. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
4. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
5. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
6. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
7. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
8. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
9. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
10. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
11. When chemists die, they barium.
12. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
13. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
14. Why were the Indians here first, in America? They had reservations.
15. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
16. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
17. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
18. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
19. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
20. Velcro - what a rip off!
21. Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.


We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
Romany
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 5:42:15 AM
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Good list there, Srirr - and I bet some of these will have people scratching their heads for a minute before they 'get' them!

But watch out: the TFD Master of Terrible Puns - JJ - will probably come up with a few more!!
srirr
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 5:46:56 AM

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Oh! That will make the thread treble fun.
Drool


We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
Romany
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 6:03:27 AM
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Location: Brighton, England, United Kingdom

Actually, I see JJ is 'lurking' right now: perhaps thinking up some of his execrable puns already!
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 6:03:41 AM

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Rom and I know it ;-)

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Lotje1000
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 6:22:49 AM

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Location: Gent, Flanders, Belgium
Here's a selection of puns that did a wonderful job at breaking the tense vibe for me in the Last Of Us video game:

"A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame."
"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
"Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis."
"A backwards poet writes inverse."
"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..."
"A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."
"I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."
"When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds."
"When the power went out at the school, the children were de-lighted."
"I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out."
"The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large."
"I'm inclined to be laid back."
"Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy."
"The magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out."
"I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 6:29:36 AM

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d'oh! Brick wall d'oh!
algae bra Eh?

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 6:46:14 AM

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Joined: 9/21/2009
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Location: Helsinki, Southern Finland Province, Finland
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Ravindra
Posted: Thursday, April 13, 2017 6:50:23 AM
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Wow, these are all funny pinnies! I love them.

Ravindra
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