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Intellectually esurient
Posted: Sunday, March 6, 2016 10:39:47 AM

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Fill in the blanks to this short story. Make it funny and creative! Enjoy and have fun, Lets see what you can come up with!

I walked to the __________ and wanted to buy a __________. I did not have enough money for I found a __________ in my pocket instead! The only thing that I could do was go to the __________, since it is always free. When I got there, ____________ was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but wish I was ___________at home....

"The fortunes' of life are found in books!"
Blodybeef
Posted: Monday, March 7, 2016 3:50:57 AM

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Location: Ataşehir, Istanbul, Turkey

I walked to the pub and wanted to buy a beer. I did not have enough money for I found a piece of lint in my pocket instead! The only thing that I could do was go to the ER, since it is always free. When I got there, the MP was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but wish I was drinking at home....

“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching." ― C.S. Lewis
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, March 9, 2016 8:57:18 PM
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Location: London, England, United Kingdom
I walked to the bookshop and wanted to buy a dictionary. I did not have enough money for I found a hole in my pocket instead! The only thing I could do was go to the library, since it is always free. When I got there, technology was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but wish I was cleverer at home....
Audiendus
Posted: Friday, August 4, 2017 10:43:25 PM
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Location: London, England, United Kingdom
I walked to the market and wanted to buy a bible. I did not have enough money for I found a pair of dice in my pocket instead! The only thing I could do was go to the chapel, since it is always free. When I got there, Satan was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but I wish I was praying at home....
Schlook Inside
Posted: Saturday, August 5, 2017 2:32:57 PM

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I walked to the mall and wanted to buy a pair of socks. I did not have enough money for I found a rosary in my pocket instead! The only thing that I could do was go to the Savation Arny since it is always free. When I got there, Donald Trump was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but wish I was back at home.

“The lion doesn’t turn around when the small dog barks.” – African Proverb.
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2018 8:20:16 PM
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I walked to the station and wanted to buy a ticket. I did not have enough money for I found a mouse in my pocket instead! The only thing I could do was go to the faulty ticket machine, since it is always free. When I got there, a security guard was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but I wish I was playing word games at home....
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2018 8:46:24 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Intellectually esurient wrote:
Fill in the blanks to this short story. Make it funny and creative! Enjoy and have fun, Lets see what you can come up with!

I walked to the sound of a marching band and wanted to buy a membership card. I did not have enough money for I found a pickpocket's hand in my pocket instead! The only thing that I could do was go to the Second-hand shop, since it is always free. When I got there, Knuckles McPunch was waiting to fight me! I eventually won but wish I was bleeding at home....


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