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Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2017 7:46:15 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada


Sometimes the longest way around is the shortest way home. Anon
troy3000
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2017 10:49:39 PM

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Joined: 8/25/2009
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

You deserve to have a good time after a hard day's work.
FROSTY X RIME
Posted: Thursday, February 16, 2017 3:50:14 PM

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Joined: 10/20/2015
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Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Hotdog guy gives him a loaded dog, Buddhist gives him $10, gets nothing back.
Hotdog vendor explains, "Change comes from within."

What should be shall be-The fellowship of the ring-
Hope123
Posted: Friday, February 17, 2017 10:57:52 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada


Sometimes the longest way around is the shortest way home. Anon
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, March 15, 2017 6:28:39 AM

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Joined: 9/21/2009
Posts: 37,069
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Location: Helsinki, Southern Finland Province, Finland



In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Schlook Inside
Posted: Thursday, March 16, 2017 8:47:12 PM

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Joined: 4/27/2014
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Location: Montréal, Quebec, Canada


Voyageur de l'imaginaire.Pomme de route.Vive le Ke'bec a moitié libre?
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