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Sevro
Posted: Wednesday, September 24, 2014 11:55:55 AM

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Joined: 1/10/2014
Posts: 46
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Location: Grayson, Georgia, United States
Hello!! :)

Here are some random questions I have been thinking about:

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01 AM, which day was he born on?

Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

THANKS!!!

Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, September 24, 2014 12:33:50 PM

Rank: Advanced Member

Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 35,382
Neurons: 563,379
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Soll ich die jetzt übersetzen oder beantworten?

Quote:
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? - Nur die aus Spinat. (Die cracker, nicht die Vegetarier.)

Why are there no 'B' batteries? - Sag' doch 'mal 'B-Batterie'. Die Leute denken, du stotterst.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01 AM, which day was he born on? - Montag.

Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses? - Ja sicher doch. Kreuze und Kreuzigungen gab es auch schon vor Christi Geburt.

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk? - Silenced

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? - d'oh!

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook? - James.

THANKS!!!
- Gern geschehen!!!

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
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