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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 2,865
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Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: Did Oprah get to know baby Bacchan's name?
A: You have to balance your weight on your right great toe!
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Member
Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 386
Points: 1,102
Location: Bengaluru, India
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Q : I know that the paper in your hand has all the right answers for the quiz; tell me what should I do to get a copy from you?
A : At last, she said OK..
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 917
Points: 2,690
Location: United States
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Did your Mom let you bring home that pitbull?
Two pencils and an eraser.
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 10/18/2009
Posts: 1,368
Points: 4,133
Location: Europe
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What's an anagram of "Wotan and Eclipse-Searer" if you swap one e for an n?
A: When I put gum in my sister's hair.
The opposite of hatred is love; the opposite of tyranny is love; the opposite of censorship is love; the opposite of evil is love; the opposite of politics is love; the opposite of war is love; the opposite of god is love.–– Salman Rushdie
Broadly speaking, it is held that getting money is good and spending money is bad. Seeing that they are two sides of one transaction, this is absurd; one might as well maintain that keys are good, but keyholes are bad. Whatever merit there may be in the production of goods must be entirely derivative from the advantage to be obtained by consuming them. –Bertrand Russell
Never believe a liar. Papa, angry people burn our home.
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 2,865
Points: 8,405
Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: When did they finally send you to boot camp?
A: Well i never knew wine was so cheap in this country...
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Member
Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 386
Points: 1,102
Location: Bengaluru, India
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Q : In our country you pay £3 for pint of beer or cup of coffee, but you can also get a decent wine for pretty much the same amount...What do you think about this?
A : Oh! This must be the most boring day of my life!
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 917
Points: 2,690
Location: United States
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How is it sitting in jail?
I just let the cat in!
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Rank: Member
Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 386
Points: 1,102
Location: Bengaluru, India
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Q : I don't see my cat in her box...did you see her going out?
A : This is what I can give into the hotchpot
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 2,865
Points: 8,405
Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: Aren't you going to part with the Swiss Account inheritance?
A: Bacon and eggs was how he found out!
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Member
Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 77
Points: 224
Location: Netherlands
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Q: Does he know about her being a vegan yet?
A: I really couldn't care less.
van zeeëendeëieren, koeieuiers, herfstschraalte, slechtstschrijvend, etcetera
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 3,987
Points: 12,207
Location: India
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Q: Would you like to have one more peg on the rocks?
A: You know curiousity kills the cat.
We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 2,865
Points: 8,405
Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: Oh i thought it was "Puss in Boots"> Well how does this one end?
A: Commas won't do at all.
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Member
Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 87
Points: 254
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Q : Could you please tell me when/if "too" should be preceded by a comma at the end of a sentence? For example : "I too like mysteries too." or "I,too, like mysteries, too." Which one would you prefer? A : Yes, that really was a question with no answers! ....................... Aside: This question or rather the answer got me thinking .. Commas save lives, or at times, be fatal! Sharing an interesting article, about "The Fatal Comma".. The fatal comma
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Rank: Advanced Member
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Location: Bangalore, India
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Nice one hobbes!  Q: Was that a good example i gave of a rhetorical question, Uncle Hobbes? A: That's not a baker's dozen! It's a faker's dozen.
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 87
Points: 254
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Q : Why are you making such a ruckus now? After all, you got this one free!
A : Congratulations....this calls for a celebration!
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 917
Points: 2,690
Location: United States
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Have you seen the pictures of my new granddaughter who was born just 8 days ago?
Daytona 500
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Rank: Newbie
Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 9
Points: 27
Location: United Kingdom
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Q : Where is our presidential candidate Mitt Romney making his rounds today?
A : No, motor sport is not for me!
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Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 87
Points: 254
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Q : So what race do you like out of nascar, indy cars,or drag racing?
A : "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience"
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 3,987
Points: 12,207
Location: India
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Q: What do you plan to do this weekend?
A: I am back home.
We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 2,865
Points: 8,405
Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: Hey did you manage to escape the cops chasing after you?
A: Better to have loved and lost.... much better.
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 4,088
Points: 12,223
Location: United Kingdom
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Q. What's your take on "falling in love"?
A. Brown bread
I live in my own little world, but it's OK - they know me here...
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 917
Points: 2,690
Location: United States
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What was that stuff Mom always made to go with baked beans?
Too cold out and I'm tired.
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 3,987
Points: 12,207
Location: India
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Q: Want to come for a stroll after dinner?
A: She was looking good the other day.
We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 1,049
Points: 3,126
Location: Pinas
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q: Bill was always rude to her, any idea of the sudden change?
a: It is like staring at the vast sky at night.
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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Rank: Newbie
Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 41
Points: 123
Location: United States
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q: Why did you glue all these glow in the dark stickers on the ceiling?
a: She won in the lottery.
Do not let fear of men stop you from letting your light shine.
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 6/13/2011
Posts: 1,049
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Location: Pinas
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q: She barely leaves the house lately. What happened after you accompanied her to the city?
a: I don't need to explain, I just know.
Ako ay ako, ikaw ay ikaw.
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 12/29/2009
Posts: 3,987
Points: 12,207
Location: India
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Q: How can you say he is not a crook?
A: I'll call you later.
We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. ~ Swami Vivekanand
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Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 41
Points: 123
Location: United States
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Q: Would you please tell me what is going on ?
A: This is not the same person
Do not let fear of men stop you from letting your light shine.
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 2,865
Points: 8,405
Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: What is the typical sentence from someone suffering the Capgras Syndrome?
A: But i tell you, it was him!
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Newbie
Joined: 3/11/2012
Posts: 16
Points: 48
Location: Russian Federation
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Q. How could it be William Shakespeare delivering lectures on TED?
A. Because he missed by a foot.
You risk tears if you let yourself be tamed.
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Location: Bangalore, India
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Q: But why have they tied up his hands?
A: Whoever can wiggle his ears while eating.
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 5,333
Points: 15,766
Location: Germany
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Q: But who gets to win in this silly game?
A: They call it 'March Madness'.
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."Groucho Marx
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 1/6/2010
Posts: 917
Points: 2,690
Location: United States
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Why would anyone want to watch college basketball in the first place??
Opening Day!!
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Rank: Advanced Member
Joined: 10/13/2011
Posts: 923
Points: 2,709
Location: United Kingdom
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Q:How soon can we go shopping in that new store?
A: My satellite dish.
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Location: Bangalore, India
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Q:My God! I've never seen such a huge frisbee! What is it?
A:Hmm Wonder why its always butter.
"Tiger! Tiger!...my mistake...I thought I was William Blake" ~Ogden Nash
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