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Tovarish
Posted: Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:16:33 AM

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And Bill's Havanas, of course.
srirr
Posted: Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:34:01 AM

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HWNN1961
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 5:36:50 PM

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Sure fire cure: imagine Margaret Thatcher in the buff.

Leading to a new problem: erectile dysfunction.

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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 6:22:57 PM

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HWNN1961 wrote:
Sure fire cure: imagine Margaret Thatcher in the buff.

Leading to a new problem: erectile dysfunction.


My wife wants to thank you. Can you tell us the address where she can send the tomahawk?
(I've been seeing nightmares of Thatcher third night in a row now ;-)


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IMcRout
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 1:38:11 PM

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You can think of Angela Merkel instead. It's sure to drive Maggie away.

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annecomento
Posted: Friday, January 27, 2012 2:12:40 AM

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You are 50 years old right? I think you should talk to your doctor maybe your developing hormonal problems already. But if you think your healthy and alright. Try to find another expert (sex therapist)if possible take your partner with you. It's easier that way.You both will learn new ways or techniques that will help you and your partner to keep your sex life sizzling.

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gradyone
Posted: Friday, January 27, 2012 6:37:38 AM

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Thanks for that advice, Annec. This morning I took my wife to my doctor. She is a gorgeous woman. The three of us made beautiful music together. My metronome, so to speak, kept perfect time for them.

And thanks for reviving a thread that originated in Freedelfia when it was fab.


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dingdong
Posted: Saturday, January 28, 2012 8:31:10 AM

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annecomento wrote:
You are 50 years old right? I think you should talk to your doctor maybe your developing hormonal problems already. But if you think your healthy and alright. Try to find another expert (sex therapist)if possible take your partner with you. It's easier that way.You both will learn new ways or techniques that will help you and your partner to keep your sex life sizzling.


Anne, are you sure sizzling is best to cure PE? I would have thought slow-cooking, or toasting on low-heat preferable.
Romany
Posted: Monday, January 30, 2012 10:40:35 PM
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Grady - (so good to see you - if only in fleeting glimpses these days)

"And thanks for reviving a thread that originated in Freedelfia when it was fab." Yeah. I doubt such a thread would happen here these days.

We have all become a little 'lace-curtain'ish these days, and, while the site is as helpful and kindly as ever, some of the vibrancy has leached out.
dingdong
Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2012 10:13:03 AM

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Romany wrote:
Grady - (so good to see you - if only in fleeting glimpses these days)

"And thanks for reviving a thread that originated in Freedelfia when it was fab." Yeah. I doubt such a thread would happen here these days.

We have all become a little 'lace-curtain'ish these days, and, while the site is as helpful and kindly as ever, some of the vibrancy has leached out.


Sounds like PE to me.
gradyone
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 12:29:42 AM

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It's always a pleasure to see you, too, Romany. I often think of you living in tomorrow (west of the IDL) where you urge local women to relax and enjoy themselves. Perhaps all of us might revisit that fine calling on a daily basis. Is that the cure this thread . . .


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dingdong
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 3:43:06 AM

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gradyone wrote:

It's always a pleasure to see you, too, Romany. I often think of you living in tomorrow (west of the IDL) where you urge local women to relax and enjoy themselves. Perhaps all of us might revisit that fine calling on a daily basis. Is that the cure this thread . . .


You obviously know more about Romany than I do. Haha - I thought she just taught English.

But, whatever, let's keep this thread fab, even if the rest of TFD has become drab. I'd like to hear more from Anne Comento. She sounds like a good source of new thinking on PE, and I think she can add to the worthwhile advice already here.
gradyone
Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2012 1:45:39 AM

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It's so hard to get newbies to Comento back.


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Ray41
Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2012 5:29:52 AM

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Hi Grady,where have you been???

What about this product? Must be good as is made by an electronics technology company.Whistle

Please note that this has not been mentioned so far.Think
Being a retired farmer I would be a little dubious about rubber rings. I used them on male animals with much more serious consequences. .Whistle

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dingdong
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 9:47:34 AM

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Ray41 wrote:
I used them on male animals with much more serious consequences. .Whistle



Ray, do you mean the animal had serious consequences, or you?
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 11:04:24 AM

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2.without side effect

Ummm....I'm thinking there will be some side effects if you approach your lady decorated like the picture on the box. You might not have to worry about PE at all. Whistle




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Ray41
Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:06:14 AM

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dingdong wrote:
Ray41 wrote:
I used them on male animals with much more serious consequences. .Whistle



Ray, do you mean the animal had serious consequences, or you?


Definitely the animal dingdong. The ring in question is like a thick O ring. It is stretched with an expanding plier like tool and the male goat, lamb, calves scrotum is pulled through the ring, then, making sure the testicles are in the scrotum, the ring is closed and that cuts off the flow of blood. A bit like leaving a rubber band on your finger. In this case it stays there and the scrotum and contents shrivel up and drop off.
This procedure neuters the animal and so we end up with a bloodless castration.
I have applied tens of thousands of these rings and can assure you that I have never felt any pain,Whistle



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dingdong
Posted: Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:08:51 AM

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I believe I now have the cure for PE.
Simply think about this - Ray's O ring, that is. Think about that ring applied to yourself. Can you still strutt your stuff? Can you still ruin your day?
Forget the sizzling, forget the leaching of excess vibrancy, forget Angela Merkel and Margaret Thatcher (don't think of Hina Rabbani, though), in fact, forget all the other stuff, fab though it might be. this is IT.
O-ring shrivelling and dropping-off! OMG! Ladies, rejoice.
chagronda
Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2012 3:38:02 AM
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Tovarish wrote:
What do your current wives think about that?

That's called a 'thoughty' down here.

I always thought the policy was 'if you didn't do it right the first time, do it again'


I have been wondering the same thing, LOL! ;)

Interestingly, I don't have the 'problem', yet I get bombarded with tons of spam emails offering me with 'solutions'!
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