You know that you're old when: it's a Tuesday, it's your birthday, you're a grandma - you get one card from your mother with a cheque inside (bless her), one card from your partner of eleven years saying "To My Girlfriend" and two emails at work. Roll on tomorrow.......

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There is no past tense to Love, either you always will or you never did. ....

You know you're getting old when you find it easy to get up early in the morning.

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"There are three people in all of us: the one we want to be; the one we think we are; and the one we really are. The first two are familiar to us. The last one is a complete stranger." - La Boîte noire

You know you're getting old when you register on a new web site & to answer your age requires scrolling down, down, way down for your birth year.

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Hope -- and Cope.

I knew I was getting old when I finally admitted: "I, too, used to be young and jerky; now I'm not so young any more."

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"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." - Satchel Paige

Girls, you know you are getting old when the boys all look too young.
Boys, you know you are getting old when all the girls just look young.

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Off to Singapore for a spell!

You know you are getting old when you critique the young in terms eerily reminiscent of your own parents....

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"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless, and do no wrong". (Knight's Oath, Kingdom of Heaven)

You know you are getting old when your doctor looks younger than your grandchild.

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We are not lost! We are just not where we planned to be.

You know you are getting old when you need glasses to help you find your glasses.

you know you're getting old when......

it's pointless wishing for your two front teeth

http://youtu.be/OT_LNdfWG6M

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I live in my own little world, but it's OK - they know me here...

While walking to the refrigerator I forget whether I was going to get a Coke for my wife or a beer for myself. Even worse: I return with a glass of milk.

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Give a man a fish you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime - Chinese proverb

You happen to be in front of a mirror doing other things. You glance in the mirror and there is an old lady there.

...and even older if you can't hear it for the tinnitus

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"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon" Suzanne Ertz

You beautifully raise the thread, quite "young way."

You realize you're getting old when everyone looks like a child, innocent or naughty.

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*It's wonderful to know that all languages are Greek if not understood.*

I recall an old joke that's some slang but quite striking one...

An old woman tells her doctor: "doctor, I have some gastric problems. Though there's no smell and no sound but still I've been farting too much since I'm in your clinic."

Doctor consults her some medicines and suggests her to visit the next day.

The old lady comes with the same problem and tells angryly: "doctor, my gastic problem has increased, they now smell very bad.

Doctor: "Oh good, your nose is getting okey, and you need to treat your ears now."

(forgive me please )

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*It's wonderful to know that all languages are Greek if not understood.*

You know you're getting older when you start ceasing on infurious jokes on you.

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*It's wonderful to know that all languages are Greek if not understood.*

You take the very next number at the baker's and you call that "getting lucky."

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"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." - Satchel Paige

According to my grandmother (to make us quiet when we would be injured and would start crying... back in the old, innocent, naughty times):

You know your getteng old when you get (another) wound.

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*It's wonderful to know that all languages are Greek if not understood.*