1) Speak only in a "robot voice".
2) Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
3) Reply to everything someone says with "that´s what you think".
4) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
5) Announce when you´re going to the bathroom.
6) Only type in Uppercase.
7) Be "in conference" all the time.
8) Clear your throat every three ou four words while speaking.
9) Finish other people´s crossword puzzles.
10) Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
11) Tell the ending of movies.

13) Imitate them.

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"A wise old bird sat in an oak. The more he heard, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why don't you be like that wise old bird?" -Author unknown

When someone rings you, pick up the phone and DON'T talk!

Laughing Loudly..

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வாழ்க தமிழ்! வளர்க எம் மக்கள்

Try reading over their shoulder.

Annoy the neighbours - hang wind chimes.

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TIMING TOAST: There's an art of knowing when, never try to guess. Toast until it smokes and then, twenty seconds less. -- Piet Hein

Passionately argue that Klingon is a legitimate means of communication.

( As a sidebar, a list of eleven things rather than ten is kind of annoying.)

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Sanity is not statistical

This is really annoying! Lol

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'Truth Alone Triumphs' (Satyameva Jayate)

If someone's telling a joke, laugh really hard before she/he says the punch line.

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"There are three people in all of us: the one we want to be; the one we think we are; and the one we really are. The first two are familiar to us. The last one is a complete stranger." - La Boîte noire

1. Do not laugh at someone's joke. Say instead: So what!
2. Burp on someone's face. Yuck!
3. Burp on someone's face in the swimming pool. Double yuck!
4. Talk to someone and look at someone else. Both will be annoyed.
5. Sing aloud with your earphones on.
6. Play games with sound on.
7. Set a cheap movie song as ringtone in your phone, on high volume.
8. Dip your teabag into the cup, then take it out, squeeze it hard into the cup till it is dry and keep the teabag on the table. Clean your wet fingers on the sofa. Enjoy your tea!
9. Eat with your hands, lick your fingers clean, and grip the serving spoon to serve yourself that awesome pudding. You bet you will have all of it for yourself.
10. When in a restaurant, ask for a bowl of extra ice cubes. Munch them for the lovely sound effect!
11. If someone asks you to pick/hold/pass their clothes, hold them in a pinch, or use a stick if available to pick them up. Pass them with contempt on your face that suits the snobbiest royalty.

Keep Putting this Topic at the top of the list for no apparent reason......

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The Law often allows what Honor Forbids- Bernard-Joseph Saurin