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anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, July 9, 2019 5:31:03 PM

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To heal my dry throat,
I'll have a gin & tonic.
Will you have one too?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 4:07:30 AM

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To heal my dry throat
I drank from Niagara Falls
Now I need to go.

Edit:
Will you have one too?
No thank you, I'm teatotal
Tonic only please.



I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 9:25:36 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"Tonic only, please",
She replied nonchalantly.
I love her dearly.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 1:06:30 PM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
I love her dearly
'cos she leaves the gin for me
and some for old Nick.

I remember, therefore I am.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2019 2:08:50 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
and some for old Nick
did i hear you say just now?
my hearing is poor

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2019 9:24:51 PM

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Location: San Martin, California, United States
my hearing is poor
my visual is astute
i can see for miles

Just trying to figure out the difference between
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, August 4, 2019 6:50:26 PM

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i can see for miles
your pretending to be real
i do not buy it

Just trying to figure out the difference between
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, August 6, 2019 11:59:10 AM

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I do not buy it
But I do sometimes hire it.
That works our cheaper.


I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, August 6, 2019 8:27:06 PM

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That works our cheaper
way of pulling it off then
Get what you pay for

Just trying to figure out the difference between
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, August 7, 2019 7:25:49 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Get what you pay for
Make sure you are not short-changed
- that happens, you know.

I remember, therefore I am.
anton exobio
Posted: Wednesday, August 7, 2019 3:29:53 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
That happens you know.
I know what doesn't happen.
You do not exist.

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2019 9:45:38 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
You do not exist-
You only think you are real
So just don't pay bills.

I remember, therefore I am.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2019 7:32:39 AM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
So just don't pay bills?
And let's, let our government
Go bankrupt quickly?

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
anton exobio
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2019 8:31:23 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
"Go bankrupt quickly!",
She said, throwing a black look.
What should I do now?

"I got a haircut and no one noticed." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2019 9:01:58 PM

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What should I do now
now that I know you so well
might not be that brave

Just trying to figure out the difference between
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Saturday, August 17, 2019 2:08:08 PM

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might not be that brave
they said of him but he proved
each of them so wrong

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, August 22, 2019 2:52:52 AM

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Location: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Each of them so wrong
both individually
and collectively.

I remember, therefore I am.
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