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FounDit
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2018 12:06:13 PM

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I came across this a couple days ago, and had to simply shake my head at the truth of it.


It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man …women ... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we become when we listen to whiners and complainers.


We should look to the past to learn from it, not destroy our future because of it — FounDit
progpen
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2018 12:49:57 PM

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Joined: 10/2/2015
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Location: Haddington, Scotland, United Kingdom
And not a word of it was actually true, but since it appeared on the Internet it became an Internet truth.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Romany
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2018 2:40:05 PM
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Joined: 6/14/2009
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Location: Brighton, England, United Kingdom
Ah ye gods.

Hard to tell whether to laugh or cry, innit?
Andrew Schultz
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2018 4:16:45 PM

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Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
Sounds like someone made a straw man and not a snowman.

100th person on TFD to 1 million neurons.
dennis j
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2018 9:05:29 PM

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Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
And all this took less than 1- 1/2 hours isn't technology wonnerful?
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