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anton exobio
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2018 3:32:58 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Drag0nspeaker wrote:
A - Bluer than blue!



Q- Oh... Do you mean you are a blue blood?

A- At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2018 7:19:54 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How do you feel about Rock Music?

A - This is my new girlfriend, Medusa.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Kunstniete
Posted: Friday, August 3, 2018 8:37:20 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Drago, your date seems to enchant everyone else here. Who is she?

A swimming pool on top of a lake on top of a mountain.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2018 8:07:39 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How do we out-do Singapore and Dubai?

A - Remove the amber and green lamps from the traffic-lights.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2018 6:11:56 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2015
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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
How do you stop traffic?

Decaff tea is a must at supper time.



Elitism is the slur directed at merit by mediocrity. -Sydney J. Harris, journalist (14 Sep 1917-1986)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2018 10:40:05 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - What's that funny-looking brew you have there?

A - Getafix the Druid makes it for us.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2018 3:45:05 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- How did you get the magic potion you're drinking, Drag0nspeakerix?

A- Well, he asked her her age then she punched him in the face.
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2018 9:31:25 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why did he go to the Sunglass Hut?

The heat pump froze up.

Elitism is the slur directed at merit by mediocrity. -Sydney J. Harris, journalist (14 Sep 1917-1986)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, September 11, 2018 7:30:54 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - Why is my ice-cream at minus two hundred? - I can't bite a bit off.

A - Anise and ginger with a hint of patchouli.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2018 4:30:02 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What is your homemade ant repellent made of?

A- She's a Vietnam woman veteran.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2018 5:58:35 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - What does "bei ng" mean?

A - Existence in the broadest terms.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2018 11:46:16 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What is your most important goal in your life?

A: Neglecting to brush my teeth.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2018 1:33:38 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: I'm here for bumping off my wife; why are you here?


A: The Swastika on his windshield.

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 7:59:05 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- Why do you think that skinhead is a follower of Hinduism?

A- An ocarina ♫♪
Ursus Minor
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 8:38:09 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
What instrument are you hiding in your cupboard? Is it a bagpipe?


Slugs again!
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 9:23:16 AM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What did "attack" you in your dream last night?

A- Nothing's going to stop her.
Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2018 10:52:21 AM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why are you so worried, Anton?

I could use a big lottery win about now.

Elitism is the slur directed at merit by mediocrity. -Sydney J. Harris, journalist (14 Sep 1917-1986)
El-Jefe
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2018 5:39:23 AM

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Joined: 3/7/2017
Posts: 155
Neurons: 28,592
Location: Kuwait City, Al Asimah Governorate, Kuwait
Q - How much debt are you in?

A - Hand sanitizer and a stapler

...but why?
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2018 5:53:34 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - Which common everyday articles would you want with you on a desert island?

A - A thingumajig and a whatsit.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
anton exobio
Posted: Tuesday, October 2, 2018 6:19:02 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What's more than a thingamabob?

A- Because she wants a baby but no hubby.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, October 5, 2018 5:08:38 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - Why do you say she's the independent type?

A -She climbed the Matterhorn alone.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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