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anton exobio
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2018 3:32:58 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Drag0nspeaker wrote:
A - Bluer than blue!



Q- Oh... Do you mean you are a blue blood?

A- At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2018 7:19:54 AM

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Q - How do you feel about Rock Music?

A - This is my new girlfriend, Medusa.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Kunstniete
Posted: Friday, August 3, 2018 8:37:20 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Drago, your date seems to enchant everyone else here. Who is she?

A swimming pool on top of a lake on top of a mountain.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2018 8:07:39 AM

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Q - How do we out-do Singapore and Dubai?

A - Remove the amber and green lamps from the traffic-lights.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2018 6:11:56 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
How do you stop traffic?

Decaff tea is a must at supper time.



Elitism is the slur directed at merit by mediocrity. -Sydney J. Harris, journalist (14 Sep 1917-1986)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, August 22, 2018 10:40:05 AM

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Q - What's that funny-looking brew you have there?

A - Getafix the Druid makes it for us.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2018 3:45:05 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- How did you get the magic potion you're drinking, Drag0nspeakerix?

A- Well, he asked her her age then she punched him in the face.
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, August 26, 2018 9:31:25 PM

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Why did he go to the Sunglass Hut?

The heat pump froze up.

Elitism is the slur directed at merit by mediocrity. -Sydney J. Harris, journalist (14 Sep 1917-1986)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, September 11, 2018 7:30:54 AM

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Q - Why is my ice-cream at minus two hundred? - I can't bite a bit off.

A - Anise and ginger with a hint of patchouli.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2018 4:30:02 PM

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Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What is your homemade ant repellent made of?

A- She's a Vietnam woman veteran.
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