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Dave Rowe has won the 2018 award for the Funniest Joke of the Fringe:
"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
just sayin'
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Hmmm  The Fringe is not finished yet . . . Dates: 3 Aug 2018 – 27 Aug 2018 Location: Edinburgh www.edfringe.comI’m a card carrying feminist – and the best thing about that is, it gives you a discount on your salary. Thing is, we all just want to belong. But some of us are short. I’m super competitive which is like being competitive but better. When I realised I’d never be able to talk again I was speechless. My dad loves his dog more than us, he makes it a roast chicken seasoned in herbs every Sunday which is stupid as dogs have no concept of Thyme.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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ozok wrote:"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." A good joke, ozok. Thanks for that. It happened that I read your joke right after reading the Toronto Star article Growing number of professionals face job insecurity, study finds.
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Drag0nspeaker wrote:I’m super competitive which is like being competitive but better. This sounds as Donald Trump's joke. Something like: The Chinese have nukes, but ours are bigger.
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It was a shame that August was so wet and blustery this year (he had trouble keeping his torches alight):  But there were some sunny days:  and some decidedly serious swing! 
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