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ozok

Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2018 3:30:27 AM

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Dave Rowe has won the 2018 award for the Funniest Joke of the Fringe:

"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

just sayin'

Drag0nspeaker

Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2018 4:14:46 AM

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Hmmm

The Fringe is not finished yet . . .

Dates: 3 Aug 2018 – 27 Aug 2018
Location: Edinburgh
www.edfringe.com

I’m a card carrying feminist – and the best thing about that is, it gives you a discount on your salary.

Thing is, we all just want to belong. But some of us are short.

I’m super competitive which is like being competitive but better.

When I realised I’d never be able to talk again I was speechless.

My dad loves his dog more than us, he makes it a roast chicken seasoned in herbs every Sunday which is stupid as dogs have no concept of Thyme.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!

coag

Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2018 11:00:29 AM

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ozok wrote:

"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

A good joke, ozok. Thanks for that. It happened that I read your joke right after reading the Toronto Star article Growing number of professionals face job insecurity, study finds.

coag

Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2018 11:05:28 AM

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Drag0nspeaker wrote:

I’m super competitive which is like being competitive but better.

This sounds as Donald Trump's joke. Something like: The Chinese have nukes, but ours are bigger.

Drag0nspeaker

Posted: Saturday, September 1, 2018 7:31:49 AM

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It was a shame that August was so wet and blustery this year (he had trouble keeping his torches alight):

But there were some sunny days:

and some decidedly serious swing!

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!

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