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Ursus Minor
Posted: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 3:16:59 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
When do you think will Trump start bombing Pyongyang?


He'll swallow you before you can say Jack Robinson.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 6:20:38 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 29,427
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How's our old friend Godzilla?

A - The Silurian Era, I think.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, October 18, 2017 9:25:47 AM

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Posts: 35,204
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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
What do you think might be the cause of these Aerial Ruins, Drag0n?


There are times these anagrammatical fits get the better of him.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, October 21, 2017 1:49:50 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why did you give him a bottle of Scotch, IMc?

He got stuck under the table.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Ursus Minor
Posted: Tuesday, October 24, 2017 2:01:46 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Why did you leave Russell Williams Restaurant without your boyfriend yesterday, Hope?

Take it with a grain of salt.
Kunstniete
Posted: Tuesday, October 24, 2017 3:43:36 AM

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Joined: 1/25/2017
Posts: 1,225
Neurons: 247,001
Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
What would you recommend to add to this tart?

Einstein would love this.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, October 26, 2017 2:29:04 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 12,107
Neurons: 85,522
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India


Q: Relativity in the family, you say? Seriously??


A: Oh, all his maternal aunts did.



"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, October 29, 2017 11:32:56 AM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why did his mother drink so much wine, AD?

Every year I hope winter won't come and every year I'm disappointed. ;)

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, October 30, 2017 12:34:10 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Don't you just LOVE the snowball fights we have?

He's got a carrot for a nose!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, October 31, 2017 7:19:45 AM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
But why did those rabbits attack his head of all things?


One tight one across the rump, or better, his face, would have fixed it, I tell you

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, November 2, 2017 11:14:58 PM

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What do you suggest, AD?

The Bird of Paradise is a flower. And a bird.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, November 15, 2017 7:33:40 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - What do expect to see when we get to Heaven, Hope?

A - Stars & bars.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, November 15, 2017 11:18:05 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What comes to mind when you think of America, D?


A: I was dumbfounded, again.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 6:07:04 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - How come you didn't say anything about it?

A - They don't actually produce anything.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 11:08:34 AM

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Why do you think the company failed, Drago?

Coffee is good for your health.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 12:12:41 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Hi Hope! What's your primary dietary stable datum?

Food glorious food, hot sausage and custard.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
IMcRout
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 4:09:08 PM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q. What do Scots traditionally eat at Hogmanay?


A. I mistakenly put lager into my beer batter.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, November 16, 2017 8:21:27 PM

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Does that make it a lager-batter instead of a beer-batter, IMc?

Fish and chips are delicious.



The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Monday, January 1, 2018 1:55:07 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: What food have they packed for the Mars landing astronauts?


A: It was all in CAPITALS with a bold font!

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, January 2, 2018 4:19:11 PM

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Were they announcing a pregnancy, AD? At 50?

Once upon a time a troll lived on the internet.



The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Wednesday, January 3, 2018 1:14:52 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Can you suggest the beginning for a really modern short story?


A: No way could they live happily after that1

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, February 27, 2018 12:26:49 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: So are they thinking of divorcing?



A: Remarkable twinkle in her eyes, mind you.

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, February 27, 2018 1:44:05 PM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: So you didn't mind her permanent pout at all?


A: Because they were shovelling off the snow as a couple.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 6, 2018 9:35:32 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - Why do you say they both want to get out of here?

A - They say the trains will be running tomorrow.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Hope123
Posted: Monday, March 19, 2018 11:00:07 PM

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How long will it take to clear the avalanche off the tracks in B.C., Drago?

The scenery was gorgeous, the food delicious, and the weather perfect.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2018 2:33:58 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - Why did so few people try to escape from Alcatraz?

A - It was the best butter!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2018 1:36:56 PM

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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India


Q: Why are you upset with the lubricant he used for his experiment?


A: Low key, but completely astute, I tell you.

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2018 12:36:11 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom

Q - I've never heard of that new detective, Holmes, do you think he'll be OK?

A - Diamonds and coal.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
anton exobio
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2018 7:09:27 PM

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Joined: 4/10/2014
Posts: 15,530
Neurons: 48,276
Location: Le Mans, Pays de la Loire, France
Q- What are two allotropes of carbon?


A- Money is not a problem for him.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2018 11:34:41 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
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Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Do you think Trump might declare insolvency?


A: No fringe benefits at all!

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:12:28 AM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - What are the perks of working in Edinburgh during August?

A - As much greasy food as anyone could eat.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
IMcRout
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2018 11:04:51 AM

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Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Q: What is even more important than beer at the Munich Oktoberfest?

A: Because I suddenly had troubles with my vision.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2018 11:03:56 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why is your masterpiece full of halos, IMc?

They are out there with their fireworks again!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2018 7:22:25 PM

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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
I just received a bill for ten kilograms of sodium phosphate I never ordered . . . by the way, where are the kids?

Big badda BOOM!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2018 7:40:09 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Oh no, Drago! What did you do? Is Scotland still above sea level?

Eyeglasses shaped like cat eyes are back in vogue.



The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Anon
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