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Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, February 19, 2018 4:36:54 AM

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With a caring heart
I will carry you this rose
to make you feel good.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, February 19, 2018 1:14:19 PM

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to make you feel good
I will use the next weeks for
penitence and fasting

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, February 20, 2018 1:40:15 PM

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'penitence and fasting' is actually 6 syllables Routy? Ah never mind

penitence, fasting,
never did one any good
stick to good ol' Scotch

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, February 20, 2018 1:59:31 PM

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Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
I counted three times and always made it five syllables.
You may consider me incalculable.
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Wednesday, February 21, 2018 5:35:29 AM

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Stick to good ol' Scotch
to reach the finest pleasure
of malty flavour.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, February 21, 2018 3:11:11 PM

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Of malty flavour
It may be said, don't drink it
Quick, sip it instead.


I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Saturday, February 24, 2018 4:18:02 AM

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Quick, sip it instead.
It'll sure be worth your while,
and a few quid, too.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, February 25, 2018 3:00:15 AM

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And a few quid too,
I bet on that old stallion
And it's still running.

I remember, therefore I am.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Tuesday, February 27, 2018 12:20:38 PM

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And it's still running
That wretched potboiler of
A mundane movie

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, March 1, 2018 5:31:34 AM

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A mundane movie
is just a mundane movie,
no matter who the star.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, March 1, 2018 5:40:48 AM

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No matter who the star
I will catch it till the night
and put to the sky.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Thursday, March 1, 2018 5:19:39 PM

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And put to the sky
Soaring with wings of angels
In the light of day.


I remember, therefore I am.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Thursday, March 1, 2018 5:36:19 PM

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In the light of day
I can read the Daily News
with a coffee cup.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2018 1:22:56 AM

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With a coffee cup
The newsprint is magnified
But specs are better.

I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2018 4:05:25 AM

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But specs are better
Unless you go for hindsight
Then glasses won't help

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2018 8:36:30 AM

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Then glasses won't help
but try spectacles instead
for better eyesight.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Friday, March 2, 2018 5:36:35 PM

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For better eyesight
Listen to a Pupil Nurse
One who has vision.

I remember, therefore I am.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Saturday, March 3, 2018 9:53:24 AM

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One who has vision
will always be the leader
of those who just see.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, March 4, 2018 4:03:09 PM

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Of those who just see
But never do understand
Sadness them awaits

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Sunday, March 4, 2018 4:51:46 PM

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sadness them awaits
those who choose to have sorrow
one can make the choice

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Monday, March 5, 2018 5:11:07 PM

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One can make the choice
Two can choose to disagree
Three can be a crowd.

I remember, therefore I am.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Tuesday, March 6, 2018 8:58:29 AM

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Three can be a crowd
but you need more for a mob
an police, for sure.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 6, 2018 9:02:25 AM

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Three can be a crowd,
or can be good company.
Depends on your friends.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Tuesday, March 6, 2018 4:25:21 PM

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depends on your friends?
i can go my own way or
go with the lemmings

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2018 1:22:46 AM

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Go with the lemmings
They do know what's going down
In Spring and in Fall.

I remember, therefore I am.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2018 5:31:30 AM

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In Spring and in Fall
- unlike Summer or Winter -
equinox occurs

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2018 5:35:20 AM

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Equinox occurs
in the middle of the spring,
not the beginning.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Wednesday, March 7, 2018 2:59:49 PM

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Not the beginning
Nor yet the end of it all
But eternity

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, March 8, 2018 11:36:10 AM

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but eternity
always there until the end
to infinity

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2018 5:25:25 PM

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To infinity
And beyond if there is one
Too bad if there's not.

I remember, therefore I am.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2018 8:11:45 AM

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Too bad if there's not
a single beer left for me.
I'm going all nuts.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
IMcRout
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2018 8:24:14 AM

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I'm going all nuts.
There's no oatflakes nor crunchy
for today's muesli.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
jacobusmaximus
Posted: Tuesday, March 13, 2018 4:09:29 PM

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For today's muesli
We have mixed yesterday's corn
With Saturday's crumbs

I remember, therefore I am.
Alice M Toaster
Posted: Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:31:54 PM

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with Saturday's crumbs
dragging head from my pillow
need hair of the dog

♫♪Don't suffocate on your own hate♪♫
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, March 15, 2018 10:19:42 PM

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need hair of the dog
like a rolling snowball needs
the flames of hellfire

"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
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