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Absurdicuss
Posted: Wednesday, November 30, 2016 11:23:30 PM

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A meddling mother-in-law's continual advice is an unwelcome love and god forbid if she lives with you.


SIMPLE COMPLICATION (pluralisation okay)



"Now" is the eternal present.
Audiendus
Posted: Friday, December 02, 2016 9:49:14 PM
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Now that I have covered the basics, I will introduce some simple complications.


QUIET ROAR
Absurdicuss
Posted: Thursday, December 08, 2016 10:13:12 PM

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Then all of a sudden the timid lion let out a quiet roar.


EXTREME MODERATION (is this a repeat? seems familiar)






"Now" is the eternal present.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Monday, December 12, 2016 10:55:14 AM

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Though the Senator was not hyper-right-wing, he was not known for extreme moderation either.

Savoury sweet.

Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:07:19 PM
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Dietitians have developed a savoury sweet to help reduce sugar consumption.


EARNEST JOKE
Audiendus
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2017 2:05:02 PM
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The comedian gave a meaningful stare to show that he was making an earnest joke.


WHOLE FRAGMENT
Absurdicuss
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2017 11:08:32 PM

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The conclusion of many grueling hours of intense testing and examination finally came when the world renowned research team arrived at the stunning realization that, no matter how many attempts were made, exhaustively combining pieces of the whole fragment together yielded no more than half of one pair.

CHILDLESS MOTHER


"Now" is the eternal present.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, April 14, 2017 8:27:12 AM

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They'd all grown up and got married - now she was a childless mother.

Brand-new antique


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Audiendus
Posted: Sunday, May 14, 2017 8:48:18 AM
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This unused 8-inch floppy disk is a brand-new antique.


ROUGH PRECISION
Audiendus
Posted: Tuesday, June 20, 2017 11:51:47 PM
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"The birth rate is expected to rise by up to 5.26% next year", said the report with rough precision.


DEEP MOUNTAIN
Audiendus
Posted: Thursday, July 20, 2017 8:25:27 PM
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The rock in the middle of the lake is the top of a deep mountain.


WARM SNOW
Ursus Minor
Posted: Friday, July 21, 2017 2:36:40 AM

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Lack of snow in winter is perilous for tulip bulbs. And a thick layor of warm snow will keep
the plants alive.


a tell-tale silence
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Friday, July 28, 2017 12:17:47 PM

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When he asked if there was any money left after her shopping-trip, there was a tell-tale silence.

A circular square


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Audiendus
Posted: Tuesday, August 01, 2017 9:29:29 AM
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The town has a circular square, surrounded by four arc-shaped streets.


NOCTURNAL SUNSHINE
Audiendus
Posted: Wednesday, September 13, 2017 10:51:51 PM
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Like the nocturnal sunshine of Arctic summers, an efficient electric bulb produces more light than heat.


AMAZINGLY NONDESCRIPT
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, November 15, 2017 8:18:59 AM

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After all the hype and foofaraw, the film was so amazingly nondescript that I fell asleep within fifteen minutes.

MEMORABLY FORGETTABLE


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Absurdicuss
Posted: Wednesday, January 10, 2018 6:15:41 PM

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The only noteworthy aspect of the entire evening is that it was memorably forgettable.


SPONTANEOUS ROUTINE




"Now" is the eternal present.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, January 11, 2018 8:04:29 AM

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The comics on "Mock the Week" have no idea what they will have to make jokes about, They are given a subject and come up with a spontaneous routine.

DEMOCRATIC HEGEMONY


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
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