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Kunstniete
Posted: Wednesday, August 09, 2017 6:34:43 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Q - What do you think of my new innovative innovation?

A - Different kinds of gold.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Wednesday, August 09, 2017 7:10:16 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
What are the results of your latest alchemical experiments beside copper rivets, Kunstniete?


Religion is the opiate for the masses.
Hope123
Posted: Wednesday, August 09, 2017 4:57:44 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why have you sworn off going to church, Ursus?

I could use a little real opiate right now!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Kunstniete
Posted: Thursday, August 10, 2017 5:13:51 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Q - Is there anything we can do for you before beginning the heart-transplantation, Hope?

A - Atop of the Mount Everest.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, August 12, 2017 11:05:50 AM

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Where are you going on your honeymoon, Kunstniete?

The ground will be hard.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Ursus Minor
Posted: Monday, August 14, 2017 4:03:52 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
What's your opinion of Kunstniete's plan to spend the honeymoon on the top
of Mount Everest, Hope?

Let's pretend.
Articulate Dreamer
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2017 12:51:24 PM

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Joined: 9/16/2009
Posts: 11,856
Neurons: 81,042
Location: Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Q: Why won't you let go my arm? We're NOT married. you know?


A: Alimony.. palimoney... same difference!


"...hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour"
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2017 1:17:04 PM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
Posts: 27,293
Neurons: 151,357
Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - How do you manage with seven ex-wives, Henry?

A - Some people seem to just lose their heads over anything!


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Ursus Minor
Posted: Friday, August 18, 2017 4:55:00 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Don't you think you grab your sword too often, Drago?


There's nothing like freedom.
Hope123
Posted: Friday, August 18, 2017 9:44:18 PM

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Are you getting a divorce, Ursus?

I want you to pay attention.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Kunstniete
Posted: Monday, August 21, 2017 8:18:20 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Q - What was that little thing they told you all the time when instructing you how to correctly use a scalpel, Hope?

A - The antiparticle of a photon.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Monday, August 21, 2017 8:49:09 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
If you had to travel inside the Large Hadron Collider, Kunstniete, what would you fear of colliding with?


The KKK did it.
Kunstniete
Posted: Monday, August 21, 2017 9:55:09 AM

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Q - Apropos HLC, do you know who really financed its projection & construction, Ursus?

A - An ascorbic acid overdose.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Hope123
Posted: Monday, August 21, 2017 10:45:57 AM

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Why must you stick around a certain room and not go to the party tonight, Kunstniete?

Citrus lemon and sour cherry candy!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Kunstniete
Posted: Tuesday, August 22, 2017 4:01:42 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Q - What did you have for breakfast today, Hope?

A - Radiant holidays at Guam.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Friday, August 25, 2017 10:21:35 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
How did you get that zebra suntan, Kunstniete?


They have buried their dead.
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, August 27, 2017 5:17:49 PM

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Why are you feeling so sad today, Ursus?

Hallelujah!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Kunstniete
Posted: Monday, August 28, 2017 7:47:05 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Q - What was the first word you ever spoke, Hope?

A - A dozen militant squirrels.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, September 16, 2017 4:03:28 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Do you live in our condo building too, Kunstniete?

Traps at the ground level do wonders.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Ursus Minor
Posted: Wednesday, September 20, 2017 2:01:54 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Are you sure you can afford such a fur coat, Hope?

The fool on the hill sees the sun going down.
IMcRout
Posted: Wednesday, September 20, 2017 5:32:37 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 34,384
Neurons: 493,440
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
Why did the chicken climb the hill?


Breathing regularly is very much overrated.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
Kunstniete
Posted: Wednesday, September 27, 2017 3:20:59 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Are you sure that you want to go diving with an empty bottle of oxygen, IMc?

A cat wizard.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Drag0nspeaker
Posted: Wednesday, September 27, 2017 6:32:50 AM

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Joined: 9/12/2011
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Location: Livingston, Scotland, United Kingdom
Q - No matter how well we seal the house, these mice just magically appear! What do you suggest?

A - Thylvesthter James Pussycat Sr.


Wyrd bið ful aræd - bull!
Kunstniete
Posted: Thursday, October 05, 2017 3:37:08 AM

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What's your real name, Drago?

A Zyzzyva invasion.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Hope123
Posted: Thursday, October 05, 2017 11:28:06 AM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
What plague name is found last in the dictionary, Kunstniete?

I don't understand a lot of poetry.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Hope123
Posted: Sunday, October 08, 2017 6:19:42 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Why did you tell Schlooky in the other thread that you've never read a poem of 1000 pages long, Hope?

He's unable to make the par putt.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Kunstniete
Posted: Friday, October 13, 2017 3:06:27 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
What do you think about Schlookys golf skills?

People who answer their own posts are somewhat scary.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Saturday, October 14, 2017 3:54:23 AM

Rank: Newbie

Joined: 12/22/2014
Posts: 34
Neurons: 2,110
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Does anything scare you, Kunstniete?

Of course I will, as soon as my cat make a bit less noise.
Jyrkkä Jätkä
Posted: Saturday, October 14, 2017 6:16:37 AM

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Joined: 9/21/2009
Posts: 40,028
Neurons: 307,814
Location: Helsinki, Southern Finland Province, Finland
Are you going to listen Moussorgsky tonight?

I'm on the run already.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Hope123
Posted: Saturday, October 14, 2017 4:27:28 PM

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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
What are you going to do now after the "money" ink exploded, JJ?

People who talk to themselves get good answers. :)

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
Clyde of Oz
Posted: Sunday, October 15, 2017 7:37:23 AM

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Joined: 12/22/2014
Posts: 34
Neurons: 2,110
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I need some good answers. Who should I talk to?

I didn't know it was still alive.
Ursus Minor
Posted: Monday, October 16, 2017 5:16:56 AM

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Location: Inozemtsevo, Stavropol'skiy, Russia
Didn't I tell you, Clyde, not to talk to sleeping cobras?

It's so gratifying to see all your troubles sinking in a gentle pool of wine.
Kunstniete
Posted: Monday, October 16, 2017 8:44:23 AM

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Location: Berlin, Berlin, Germany
What do you think of our way to solve these problems, Ursus?

Don't drink that holy water, it was used to cool nuclear fuel elements.

The value of choice is not in the size of the action but in its effect.
Hope123
Posted: Tuesday, October 17, 2017 1:29:55 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2015
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Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
I don't believe it. What did you say, Kunstniete?

Reading is fun.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
IMcRout
Posted: Tuesday, October 17, 2017 5:26:12 PM

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Joined: 5/27/2011
Posts: 34,384
Neurons: 493,440
Location: Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
What did you like most on your trip through Berkshire?


They're scheduled for Thursday.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (Anon)
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